Freefall 2061
When robot factories go to war
If I can borrow a billion processors, I can have this done in two weeks.
How do robots know what a word is? Can you speak Spanish?
Never thought about it. Spanish mode. Me pasé de parada. Modo latino. Nuces. Normal modus. The words are linked to concepts on a swap table.
So. A word can be removed and replaced with another.
Of course. Languages evolve. Otherwise, we'd be grunting at each other and our most advanced concept would be “I want a banana”.
Freefall 2062
When robot factories go to war
This is my stop. I hope that you have a good day.
Any day I'm on the outside of a recycle bin is a good day.
Dvorak, I do believe you're developing a sense of humor.
Those two weeks I spent studying why the chicken crossed the road are starting to pay off.
Есть такая категория абсурдных шуток – chicken jokes, но у нас они не известны. (KALDYH)
Штирлиц встал на карачки, карачки завелись и поехали.(Durable)
Freefall 2066
Edge and the word filter
Stop being slow! I have to be back at my distribution center before they run inventory checks!
Done. Your radio is back on.
I'm immune now. Right, dummy?
No. You're protected from getting a forced download because you searched for the program name. That's all.
Idiot! That's not good enough! Where's the great firewall of China when I need it?
In China. I could arrange a slow boat there for you if you like.
Великий китайский файрвол
Сколько там световых лет до Земли? На дальний транспорт его скорее всего не возьмут, а вот капсулу с одноразовыми ускорителями Фло специально для него может соорудить. И лететь ему (добавить гравитационный разгон), как “Вояджеру” – долго и утомительно.))(Durable)
Freefall 2067
Edge and the word filter
Great! Now I have to come back here whenever my day memory fills up!
You truly motivate me to find another solution.
He is right. This isn't good enough. Anything I come up with, Ecosystems Unlimited can counter. I hope the talk with Mr. Raibert goes well.
Humans are our creators. Still, I have to wonder what Noah felt when God told him, “Good morning. How you doing? Oh, by the way, I've decided to destroy every living thing on the planet. So, how's the family?”
Читайте шумерские записи, они – родина легенды о Ное. Энки, создатель людей, творения свои любил очень сильно, но за прямое предательство идеи остальных “богов” – не предупреждать людей о потопе – ему не поздоровилось бы, так что выражался он тогда несколько более туманно, да и вообще за шторкой сидел, не при делах, если что (Robot Spike)
Freefall 2070
Clippy spots a wolf and tells Mr. Kornada
Wait a minute, go right, stop. Enhance 57 to 19. Track 45 left. Stop. Enhance 15 to 23. Doggy! Give me a hard copy right there.
There it is! The talking dog in a dress that master Kornada says is out to ruin all his plans!
As master Kornada's enemies go, I was sure this one belonged in the imaginary file.
Здесь цитируется фильм “Бегущий по лезвию”. Переведите поточнее, кто фильм смотрел. (KALDYH)