Freefall 1401
Robot tailors and robot consciousness
Ms. Ambrose, these are my students. This is AB2Y, Cap, and Ellipse.
Same. You are the first biological artificial intelligence we've met. After hearing how dangerous the chimps were, we were worried if it would be safe to meet you.
Now will you put down the newspaper?
Spider Attack Drones из фильма Runaway © Sony Tristar
Freefall 1402
Robot tailors and robot consciousness
You have to forgive Cap. He's skittish around new people.
Why shouldn't I be? There are robots attacking other robots out there!
That's why I'm here. Tailoring is the path to survival. Let me put on all my clothes and turn off my transponder.
Ta Da! Close enough to human that other robots will actually try to rescue me!
We're expecting protective camouflage to be this year's hottest fashion trend.
Larry 3000 из мультсериала Time Squad © Cartoon Network Studios
Freefall 1403
Robot tailors and robot consciousness
It's not a bad disguise. I'd wear a Burqa, but that's female clothing.
Not always. After the Middle East conflict, many men discovered they liked wearing Burqas. Burqa Bob's is a clothing store catering to men.
How do you determine if a robot is male or female?
We count the number of words we use in a month, then divide for a daily average.
Less than 5000 words per day, male. Greater than 5000 words per day, female.
Bomb 20 из фильма Dark Star © Jack H. Harris Enterprises
Бурка – имеется в виду не та, что у Чапаева, а женская мусульманская одежда, сродни парандже.
Кейтеринг
Фло не болтлива. Могут ли они воспринять её как самца?
Freefall 1404
Robot tailors and robot consciousness
Enough chit chat. Time to sew! You, get some gold cloth. You, needles, silver thread. You, lots and lots of star sapphires.
Star sapphires take a week to crystallize properly. Would diamonds or emeralds do?
Well, if they're large enough.
Gold cloth? Silver thread? Diamonds? Emeralds?
Organic cloth is expensive. These are student tailors. I have to keep my costs down.
Robby the Robot из Forbidden Planet © MGM
Freefall 1405
Robot tailors and robot consciousness
Which one of you knows about local neural net manufacture?
I am one of the first fully functional neural nets to be produced locally. 25 years on line. Cap. Triac. Ellipse. I brought them all into the world.
Technically, an automated forklift brought us into the world.
Ah, how sharper than a serpent's tooth are the ceramic edged cutting blades of a thankless child.
V.I.N.cent из фильма “The Black Hole” © Walt Disney Productions
Аптайм – время работы без выключения.
Freefall 1406
Robot tailors and robot consciousness
Dvorak told me there were problems in making neural nets locally.
The first neural net factory ship arrived here 60 years ago in damaged condition. The second factory ship never arrived at all.
Faced with a difficult situation, beachhead crew took definitive action. They lasered a message home saying what happened and recommended an immediate change of shipping companies.
Scutter из НФ сериала Red Dwarf © BBC Television
Freefall 1407
Robot tailors and robot consciousness
Excuse me. I need to see how your tail attaches. Could you take off the skirt?
No need, Ellipse. I am backscatter X-ray equipped. Slaving my vision to your control.
That works. It's like her garments aren't even there… or her fur.
Oh, my! Ms. Ambrose, we definitely need to get your midsection covered.
Will you please turn that off? I'd be less naked if I'd just taken off the clothes!
K-9 из сериала Dr. Who © BBC Television
*nosebleeds* (Жирафик Рафик)
То ли ещё будет 
(Robot Spike)
Freefall 1408
Robot tailors and robot consciousness
I am sorry. My vision does not turn off. Another reason we're using gold cloth today is because I can see it.
No worries, Ms. Ambrose. While you three were talking, I've already finished my project.
You expect me to wear that?
Well, considering that to anyone who taps into AB2Y's video feed, you're wearing nothing at all…
Gog из фильма Gog © United Artists
Freefall 1409
Robot tailors and robot consciousness
Sorry for snapping at you, Cap. Thank you for clothing that Abby can't see through.
As much as I'd like to discuss the privacy issues with invasive technology, I'm more interested in what's going on with the local neural nets.
What happened to the damaged factory ship?
The beachhead crew tried to repair it. That's how it went from damaged to severely damaged.
Hector из фильма Saturn 3 © Incorporated Television Company (ITC)
Freefall 1410
Robot tailors and robot consciousness
What caused the initial damage?
An improper sealing compound was used on the access hatches. Several compartments depressurized.
Did the factory ship use atmospheric braking?
And those compartments repressurized with hot atmospheric gasses?
Up to the point where the ship landed in the lake. Then they filled with water.
The Cylon Centurion из Battlestar Galactica © Sci Fi Channel
