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Freefall 0411 - 0420
Freefall 0411

Sam the card flounder

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Down you go.
How do you even get around with such little legs?
Heh. Okay, maybe that head of yours isn't there just for aesthetic purposes.
Freefall 0412

Sam the card flounder

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I can hear the television. Maybe the doctor is still up.
Aww. Cute. He makes me want to pick him up and put him to bed.
The only thing wrong with that picture is there's no room here to bring in a forklift.
Z
Freefall 0413

Sam the card flounder

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Here's the room I first came in. I'm oriented now.
But I'll need to clean up the mess I made before I can go back to bed.
There's no way I'd be able to sleep knowing I left a blood trail right to where I was trying to recover.
Freefall 0414

Sam the card flounder

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I wonder why the doctor didn't go to sleep on the couch? Maybe because it's as old and lumpy as it looks.
Z
Well, I suppose I should go back to the guest room. It's quiet there, and all the scents are old. It smells like a place where you put things to be abandoned.
It may look old and lumpy, but this couch is surprisingly comfortable.
Z
Freefall 0415

Sam the card flounder

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Good morning. This is Rants Freely with the latest on America's year 2000 election, where both sides insist the recounts continue until they win.
Despite the candidates being long dead, legal teams have vowed to continue the fight for as long as they can charge billable hours.
Hand recount
A similar situation occurred during the Kennedy/Nixon election, where one dropped out for the good of the country. But unfortunately, neither Bush nor Gore could match Nixon's high ethical standards.
Foot recount
Nose Hair recount
CLICK
Freefall 0416

Sam the card flounder

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It is now six A.M.
AIEGH! BLEAH! OKAY, I'M AWAKE, I'M AWAKE! GOOD bOY! NOW GET DOWN!
Beekay, you're more effective than any alarm clock. You've got doggy breath and no Snooze button.
Z
Freefall 0417

Sam the card flounder

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That's right. You have doggy breath. You're stinky.
Milk Bone
CRUNCH
CRUNCH
CRUNCH

Хм, а у моей собаки из пасти ничем не пахнет… (KALDYH)
У собак бывает генетическая проблема с выработкой противобактериального белка лизоцима в слюне, в результате они очень быстро теряют зубы (Robot Spike)

Freefall 0418

Sam the card flounder

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I made it back to the guest room without being seen. I'll wait until the vet comes here or until he calls me.
Sniff?
Sniff?
[!1.2]Sniff!!
It's using scent instead of words, but making a pot of coffee is definitely calling to me.
Freefall 0419

Sam the card flounder

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[!2.1]GAH!
Still too many teeth. When smiling, I'm still showing too many teeth.
Freefall 0420

Sam the card flounder

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Good morning. I'm sorry I startled you.
No problem. I didn't expect you to be up. I really didn't expect you to move so quietly.
You're limping. You should stay off that leg.
Okay. If you don't mind, I'll get some coffee and then sit down.
If you count birds, I've had patients who talked to me. Now I've got one that listens. From what I hear, that actually puts me ahead of some doctors.
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