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Freefall 0321

We came here to rescue this?

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You can't climb stairs?
I always take the elevator. I don't have any stair drivers installed.
Come on up. It's simple.
Maybe for you organic types. When it comes to real world stuff, everything is so easy for you.
Right. A robot stuck in a building because he can't go up the stairs. This is so easy for me.
See what I mean? I'd have no idea what to do in this situation.

Я сомневаюсь, что роботу нельзя было дать указание поднять ногу, наклониться, сберегая равновесие, поднять вторую ногу, наклониться, сберегая равновесие, записать произведённые действия в макрокоманду и повторить в цикле x-1 раз… Или проще – скопировать движения Фло (Robot Spike)

We came here to rescue this?

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How are you going to get me up the stairs?
[!2.3]CRUMPLE
[!1.1]Adrenaline.
Good. Now I know how to go up stairs for the next time.

We came here to rescue this?

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Move! Move! Move!
This building is all cross supports. Once one part goes, the whole thing goes pretty fast.
How fast?
That fast! Wow! My whole life just flashed before my eyes.
Mine's still flashing. I've got to buy some faster memory.

Well, got most everyone back

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Wow! The whole building collapsed in seconds.
Where's the doggy?
I think she went in the water.
Egad! This is horrible! This is terrible! This is a disaster!
I'm missing a meeting.

Well, got most everyone back

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I have to get to the spaceport immediately. There's a meeting going on.
I must attend all meetings, no matter how trivial. It's how I validate my entire existence.
So if you don't attend this meeting, you don't exist?
I eat doughnuts, therefore I am.

Пародия на известное выражение Декарта: “Я мыслю, следовательно, я существую”

Well, got most everyone back

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Sam! Sam! Florence is in the water! Doggy overboard!
Captain, I need to get to the spaceport immediately. Money is no object since it won't be going to the employees.
Florence knows how to swim, right?
[!2.0]SAM!

Well, got most everyone back

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[!1.5]WAH!
Florence will be fine. Look. The water is five degrees. With her body weight, she has a survival time of… under 20 minutes.
I'm turning down money. I'm actually turning down money. This is a command decision that will haunt me the rest of my life.

Well, got most everyone back

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I take it we're headed to the spaceport?
No. We need to rescue our engineer.
What!? You consider saving someone's life more important than my being at a meeting to determine the proper distribution of paper clips?
[!1.2]You people have no sense of priorities!

Позднее окажется, что в Экосистемз Анлимитед офисы безбумажные. Это предельно бесполезное существо (Robot Spike)

Well, got most everyone back

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I must attend this meeting. I am a manager. Managers manipulate people, and robots are easier to manipulate than most.
Urk! The pain! My chest! I think I'm having a heart attack!
[!1.5]WHOO HOOO!
[!1.5]YEA!
Not the reaction I was hoping for.

Well, got most everyone back

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You can't delay getting medical care for a heart attack victim, can you?
But if we leave now, the doggy will drown.
I don't want to do this, but… Mr. Kornada is human. The doggy… isn't.
Fastest medical care is at the spaceport. Trying… to resist… No, instructions… too clear.
AHHHH! WE'VE GOT TO GET MR. KORNADA TO THE SPACEPORT IMMEDIATELY!
AHHHH! WE'VE GOT TO GET MR. KORNADA TO THE SPACEPORT IMMEDIATELY!
DAMN OUR PROGRAMMING!
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