Breaking and entering for fun and profit
This is great! You'll be amazed how many new options become available once you decide to disregard the law.
Sam, I'm a product. If I knowingly violate the law, I'm a defective product.
If Ecosystems Unlimited considers this is a common mode failure, they could cancel my entire product line.
No worries. You've been with me over three weeks. On this planet, that automatically qualifies you for an individual insanity defense.