Finding a volunteer for the sticky notes of doom
We want you. to read the notes. inside the box. It is. more dangerous. than it sounds.
“Please deliver to Florence Ambrose. Important.”
You fool! Don't read them now! Those sticky notes could doom us all!
How much doom can one sticky note carry?
Hey! I can convey doom in three words or less!
Gentlemen. Please. stop arguing. about. who can doom us faster. It is important. that we live. through this event.