You ought to be in pictures
We had a great time the last time we went to the movies. We sneaked in. We stole popcorn from the guy beside us when he went to the bathroom.
Then the usher came and yelled at us, and when he found we didn't have tickets, he chased us through the whole cinema. With that in mind, why would you want to pay to go in?
If we paid, we could actually watch the movie.
Oh. And I suppose you think that's what going to the theater is about?