Well, got most everyone back
I have to get to the spaceport immediately. There's a meeting going on.
I must attend all meetings, no matter how trivial. It's how I validate my entire existence.
So if you don't attend this meeting, you don't exist?
I eat doughnuts, therefore I am.
Пародия на известное выражение Декарта: “Я мыслю, следовательно, я существую”