We came here to rescue this?
We need to get you to the roof for evacuation. Did you know there's a very, very, small possibility the janitor is up there smoking a cigarette?
Egads! I must go immediately and take twenty minutes to ensure a minimum wage employee isn't wasting a single second of precious company time!
You've dealt with management before, haven't you?
Please, I feel unclean enough as it is.