We came here to rescue this?
Allow me to introduce ourselves. I'm Dvorak and my standardized friend is Qwerty.
THAT DOESN'T SOUND LIKE PRODUCTIVE WORK GOING ON!
There's the reason why we're still here. We can't leave a human in danger and he refuses to believe there's a crisis.
Okay, I think I know what to do.
Please tell me it involves evisceration. We'd have to stop you, of course. But I'm willing to bet we could slow our reaction times way down!
DVORAK – одна из альтернативных раскладок англоязычной клавиатуры. Более широко известна стандартная раскладка QWERTY